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We need to talk about Tim Payne. You’re looking at the main character for the 2026 FIFA World Cup. There may be 1248 players but there’s only one TP. Kiwi’s can’t fly, you say? Tell that to the one who just went to the moon. From 4k followers to 1.7m. The only slow motion than man knows are his edits. Tell Chalamet it’s over: there’s a new Timmy in town. Call him Ball Atreides. Non-Māori Supreme. Plays in black and yellow for Wellington Phoenix, so no wonder there’s a buzz around his hive. And f